I suppose I'm guilty of Jargon in my papers too but I like to think that a lot of it is necessary as a shorthand for what would otherwise be more complicated descriptions. I am not, however, well versed in literary criticism and have trouble truly engaging the epistemlogical hermeneutics of syntactical signifiers in musical problematics. Or something like that. But this guy does. The best part:

The essential paradigm of cyberspace is creating partially situated identities out of actual or potential social reality in terms of canonical forms of human contact, thus renormalizing the phenomenology of narrative space and requiring the naturalization of the intersubjective cognitive strategy, and thereby resolving the dialectics of metaphorical thoughts, each problematic to the other, collectively redefining and reifying the paradigm of the parable of the model of the metaphor.

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