I've always loved going into Chinese supermarkets. First of all, I love the food there, my being as mainland as one can possibly get. But also, I love the labels. Everything's wrong in wonderful ways and when I pretend to be some ignorant foreigner, it's hilarious. Everybody laughs cause it's funny. But I just wanted to share some amusing examples. These were taken with my phone so the quality isn't great but here goes:

Does whatever a Spader can! Got his Spader powers when bitten by a radioactive Spader. What's a Spader? And he is obviously cool because is "unmatched." To the eXtreem!	Ok, really, there are plenty of other stereotypically Chinese things you could slap as a brand on your noodle...but Kung Fu? And we wonder why all foreigners think every one of us can do martial arts and scream as if we had no balls like Bruce Lee...
I kid you not. I think Gatorade has some pretty disgusting commercials with their neon-colored sweat but who would really want to drink sweat??? And no, I don't think it's "sweet".	Other stores hope you come back again. Chinese markets thank you for your patronage but then demand that you not only come back but HURRY back.

And I'm done.