Well, no they don't. At least not all of them. But some do.

After Monday's big fiasco with weight training and Hayashi sensei, I get up Wednesday morning thinking "well, no Japanese, but at least weight training will finally start." That would be an incorrect thought. Our lard butt[1] of a weight training instructor failed to show up AGAIN! Once bitten, twice shy, if we get to three, I'm just going to call him a retard. This, coupled with my fumes at Sugawara sensei and a certain head of the piano department elitist shiri yaro[2], taints the reputation of UCSB teachers a bit.


[1]I don't know that he is a lard butt or that he even has lard in his butt. I just dislike his absence.
[2]shiri yaro, directly translated from Japanese, would probably be something like "Butt-Bastard." I'm pretty sure nobody in Japan uses this phrase but I like it so there.