Hahaha..."Bokuno nihongono senseini natte kureru?"

http://home.interlink.or.jp/~syl/indexE.html

The English within these pages is to DIE for. I am not with the kidding make. The Japanese slang dictionary is pretty funny too (possibly even useful?) but the rest is just...well, go read. For the lazy, here's a sample: "Fond of when was previous British innovation and be not translation that I was listening to Reggae and Hip Hop only originally, and the music of England was listening to well. And generally of person sbj so be as, I even like artist of musical backbone sbj anxious about come to, interview article obj looking at be when, most of artist sbj, some sort of form with black music of influence obj receiving be that sbj understood. a the a that. " Naniiiiiiii???????