I have all sorts of gadgetry. I'm a gadgety kind of guy. But what do I realize I am missing just now? What, amidst my multifunction machines, iPods, laptops, Home Theater in a Boxes, and Nunchucks do I not have? That useful necessity of every office. A STAPLER!

*smacks self in forehead*

So now I have clean, laser-looking ink on nice paper expounding at length about the Thirteenth Symphony of Shostakovich and it shall remain unbound. The travesty!

Of course this means that Shostakovich is complete. Boo dash yeah exclamation mark. I'd say bring it, but I'm afraid of what you might bring.