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Luke
Finahl Fantajy Vahn Tsoo
shake that bootyFinal Fantasy is up to the grand old age of twelve now. That is, if you're counting Japanese numbers. If you're counting miscellaneous numbers (Mystic Quest, Tactics, Crystal Chronicles, etc.), it's probably the hojillion and eigth title. Either way, it looks like another good old non-MMO RPG. The main character looks a bit too much like Tidus from FFX though (and personally, he looks very much like one of my cousins). The design (clothing, world) seems very neo-baroque as well. Improvements? Graphics are pretty good though it's hard to tell if they're that much better than X. The trailer seems to imply that the battle systems might be a bit livelier. Oh, and also in this one, butt-cheek gyration has gone up and the skirts get short. Maybe the main girl (shown to the left) will pole dance as a limit break... There's apparently a theme to each Final Fantasy. FFX was love and FFX-2 was sex-appeal. If the girl to the left is any indication, we're finally getting around to FFXII:pr0n. Save the world while humping the other lead character. What could be better?

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