I may be the only one to find this 0ff D4 h00K! [TM] funny but I'm one for bad puns. Look! Car pool! Apparently some guy's wife drove his SUV into a neighbor's pool while learning how to drive. That neighbor must be rich... Think about it. He's got a pool SO BIG, it can fit an SUV in it! Jeez! That's like 5 football fields!
I find this stupendously stupid as well. The caption to the above image goes (from cnn):

"Rush-hour traffic came to a standstill on June 28 on Indiana 933 near the Inn at St. Mary's as Frank Epperson encourages a turtle to finish its dangerous journey. "

How about encouraging that turtle by PICKING IT UP AND MOVING IT AWAY? Frankly, Frank, what is walking behind him going to do besides make people think you look like a turtle sodomizer homing on his prey (you sicko!)? Can we not interfere with the turtle? Is this a competition? I don't see the rabbit anywhere... (oh excuse me that was a tortoise and a hare).