[Automatic Answering Thingy] Welcome to Sears. Please say the department you wish to connect to.
[Luke] Cameras
[AAT] ...
[AAT] I'm sorry I didn't understand that. Please try again.
[Luke] Cameras!
[AAT] I'm sorry I didn't understand that. You can say "list departments" to hear all available departments.
[Luke] List Departments!!!!
[AAT] Blah blah blah
[Luke] Electronics!!!!!!!
[AAT] You have selected "Computers". If this is not correct, say "no".
[Luke] Fuck it
[AAT] Please wait while I connect you.
[AAT] *hangs up*

WTF?! What happened to good old fashioned "press one for blah"? Voice recognition isn't cool when the system can't recognize voices! And while we're on the subject:

[Sears Person] bugga bugga bugga
[Luke] Can I do a stock check?
[Sears Person] Yeah, what's the item number.
[Luke] I'm not sure, but it's a Sony Camera, a DSC F717
[SP] How many megapixels is that?
[Luke] 5
[SP] OK. No we don't have that. We have a 4.1 and a 5.1. You want a 5.0 or a 5.1?
[Luke] ??? It doesn't matter I just want the F717.
[SP] Well a 5.0 and 5.1 are different cameras...
[Luke] I DON'T CARE! F717!!!
[SP] Oh, let me check. No, we don't have that.

WTF?!

PS You music SUCKS! Don't play me a cover of "Fly Like an Eagle"! That blows!