I'm rather jealous of Jeremy Clarkson. He gets to tool around in the greatest cars of our generation, write about them, and do a TV show about them. Not only does he test out cars like the new Carrera GT, but he even has the gall to write about a SLR McLaren vs Carrera GT comparison test. Koenigsegg? Yup. Maserati MC12? Of course! New Ford GT? Puh-leaze. Bought it and returned it. I'll stop with the linking here but he does all sorts of crazy things on his show, Top Gear (including mundane tasks such as drag racing an BMW 645, a Porsche Carrera, and a Jag XKR on wet sand).

But I do have to admit that his writing, though predictable in style, has a humorous flair to it. Very British, very absurd and exaggerated, and very amusing. His name for the rapper known in the States as half of a Sacagawea is 28p (he does relate it to cars somehow), which makes me think that said rapper should internationalize his hit "In Da Club." I'll make the first suggestion for Britain: "In Da Pub."